Michigan forfeits 1997 season!
Money rules, screw NCAA rules! Show me the dirty money!
I accept cash, gifts, Mastercard, Discover and Visa.
"You may not know this, but I am kind of a big deal. I have many leather-bound books
and my house smells of fine mahogany. Plus, I have several hockey trophies and the
consensus 1902 horse shoeing championship. No one knows the origin of the name
Michigan, but some say it means a giant flowing douche."
Michigan football trophies
over the last half century
The University of Michigan's football motto:
"There's just no substitute for contemporary opinion when you're trying to recreate the past"
- Brock J. Hanke
Home of the 1901, 1902 and 1903 NCAA Euchre Champions!
*You define summer as three months of bad sledding
*You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder
*You can identify an Ohio accent
*Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack and a bucket of smelt
*You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre
*The Big Mac isn't a sandwich. It's a bridge that you drive across
*When you refer to "down South", you mean Toledo
*You know how to correctly pronounce "Mackinac"
*The word "thumb" has a geographical, rather than an anatomical significance
*Your 3 favorite holidays are Christmas, the start of Deer Season and Devil's Night
*Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block Chevy engines
*Traveling coast to coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon
*Half of the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
*You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your right hand
Since Michigan refuses to play NU, you'll just have to ask Northwestern,
Michigan State and Notre Dame fans what a Big Red buttwhipping feels like.
Where to find me on Husker game days in West Michigan:
Or come on over to my Corn Crib, just as soon as Rockford
Cablevision figures out which direction to point the satelite in :)
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Watch site: The Shark Club at 42070 Ford Road, Canton, MI
or Damon's on Ford Road west of 275
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