Michigan Skunk Bears

Michigan forfeits 1997 season!


Money rules, screw NCAA rules! Show me the dirty money!
I accept cash, gifts, Mastercard, Discover and Visa.



"You may not know this, but I am kind of a big deal. I have many leather-bound books
and my house smells of fine mahogany. Plus, I have several hockey trophies and the
consensus 1902 horse shoeing championship. No one knows the origin of the name
Michigan, but some say it means a giant flowing douche."





Michigan football trophies
over the last half century


The University of Michigan's football motto:
"There's just no substitute for contemporary opinion when you're trying to recreate the past"
- Brock J. Hanke

Home of the 1901, 1902 and 1903 NCAA Euchre Champions!

*You define summer as three months of bad sledding
*You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder
*You can identify an Ohio accent
*Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack and a bucket of smelt
*You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre
*The Big Mac isn't a sandwich. It's a bridge that you drive across
*When you refer to "down South", you mean Toledo
*You know how to correctly pronounce "Mackinac"
*The word "thumb" has a geographical, rather than an anatomical significance
*Your 3 favorite holidays are Christmas, the start of Deer Season and Devil's Night
*Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block Chevy engines
*Traveling coast to coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon
*Half of the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
*You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your right hand

Why would a Michigander be a Nebraska Cornhusker fan?
Deep behind enemy lines there dwells a family of Cornhusker fanatics.
Mr. and Mrs. Wally were born and raised in the land of corn and graduated from the
University of Nebraska. We fly our Husker flag proudly every Nebraska gameday
and suffer the scorn of Michigan, Michigan State and Notre Dame fans.
But the Nebraska Cornhuskers usually get the last laugh

Since Michigan refuses to play NU, you'll just have to ask Northwestern,
Michigan State and Notre Dame fans what a Big Red buttwhipping feels like.

Where to find me on Husker game days in West Michigan:
Uccellos (Italian)
Damon's (Ribs)
Vitales (pizza)
Or come on over to my Corn Crib, just as soon as Rockford
Cablevision figures out which direction to point the satelite in :)

Southeast Michigan Huskers
Join the SE Michigan Huskers
Watch site: The Shark Club at 42070 Ford Road, Canton, MI
or Damon's on Ford Road west of 275
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